Why am I single?
I’m the kind of girl who grows her nails out on purpose just so she can bite them when she’s upset. I buy specail k red berries not to be healthy, but becaus ei like to eat all the berries and leave the rest for my mum. I can probably out eat and drink any guy, i like to run around my house naked listening to screamo or dubstep, and occasionally, 80’s music ha. Sex is my second favorite form of exercise next to swimming a few laps and giving up and going to eat cake. I can chug half a handle of vodka in one try. If you get me drunk enough i’ll black out and break into my ex’s house to sleep on his floor. I pretend i’m british alot and at night i still sleep with a stuffed animal. I can outsmoke half the people i know and if the right guy asked i could love him till death…. What guy wouldn’t want this hahah… oh yeah, i guess none